Made Up Stuff

13 1 / 2011

The popular band Korn was founded by ex-members of Korn/Ferry International (www.kornferry.com), a consulting group in Glendale, California.

12 1 / 2011

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith is considered by scientists to be the most plausible of the franchise’s films.

12 1 / 2011

An object will stay in motion until told to do otherwise.

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02 11 / 2010

Meg Whitman killed Michael Jackson.

31 10 / 2010

Bernie Madoff currently holds the record for most Facebook friends. He’s followed closely by Tom from Myspace.

31 10 / 2010

George Lucas is currently on trial in the international criminal court for crimes against humanity.

31 10 / 2010

George Lucas is currently on trial in the international criminal court for crimes against humanity.

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31 10 / 2010

Sarah Connor was the most popular baby name from 1984 to August 29th, 1997.

31 10 / 2010

The New York State Fair boasts the lowest BMI per square mile in the Northeast.

31 10 / 2010

Radiohead’s “Creep” is the only song ever recorded by the band.

06 10 / 2010

Investigative journalists for the Wall Street Journal recently discovered that digital hipstamatic iPhone photos are not even a little bit cool.

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04 10 / 2010

The only question humans have been unable to answer to date is, “Magnets: how do they work?”.

27 9 / 2010

Jesus’ disciples are expected to release the Newest Testament in the fall of 2011.

24 9 / 2010

Information is power, more specifically, knowing your neighbor is eating Frosted Flakes with fresh bananas can power a small lightbulb.

24 9 / 2010

The film “Cloverfield” is regarded as the most succesful government cover up in the history of the United States. The Department of Defense released actual accounts of a monster attack and convinced the American public that it was fiction.